on my mind...

An Interview with me.

Inquiree: "Oh my...you've got to be miserable in this heat..."
Pregnant me: "Actually, I'm great...I would much rather be pregnant than carrying around a heavy carseat during this sweltering Texas summer."

Inquiree: "Poor thing...aren't you ready for this to be over?"
Pregnant me: "I'm good...I know by now what happens when they come out...baby is content, fed, rocked and not crying while in womb."

Inquiree: "Any day now huh?"
Pregnant me: "5 more weeks actually...I KNOW....my belly is HUGE isn't it?" (wink wink)

Inquiree: "There's just no way you're going to make it that long...you'll have baby early."
Pregnant me: "OH GOOD! You're a fortune teller! AND when I don't have baby for a week after my due date I'll be sure and give you a call and demand a refund on your unsolicited advice."